Playkon - Play. Die. Respawn
Oct 11, 2008
by Lilium
I don't really know if I should laugh or cry when I look at this - not to mention the fact that I am still not getting it. Blizzard is, was and will be one of the top notch game producers ever invented by loli Jesus, alongside BioWare, Black Isle, 3DO and Westwood, so I usually do not question their motives when they decide something in their marketing strategy. But their latest thing seems a little... curious.

BlizzCon, the almighty place where all geeks meet either to jerk on some naked Blood Elven chick, either to discuss Blizz's future products, was the place where they announced that Starcraft 2 will actually be a trilogy, singleplayer-wise. As in, three different games. As in, no, you will not get them all-in-one. As in, HUH?

Because of the fact that its storyline is supposed to be “of epic proportions”, the game cannot be shipped just in a mere ONE bundle, so we will get a standalone campaign for each and every race. Terran: Wings of Liberty, where our old pal Jimmy Raynor does his usual “I have no place in this freaking universe” thing, Zerg: Heart of the Swarm, where Kerrigan might actually leak those naked pictures of her when she was young, and Protoss: Legacy of the Void, where the Protoss will probably be as gay and retarded as ever. With a new Matriarch. Each campaign will feature up to 30 missions, all, of course, fully enjoyable.
anonymouswrote on Nov 27, 2009 at 04:25
I found this by accident, and I have never found someone with such a fitting description of the protoss.
anonymouswrote on Aug 1, 2010 at 18:22
Fuck you! The protoss is the best race! They kick ass!
anonymouswrote on Sep 3, 2010 at 06:00
whoever wrote this is retarted.
anonymouswrote on Jan 7, 2011 at 07:20
fuck terran
anonymouswrote on Jan 27, 2011 at 00:23
protoss is the best
it has the word pro in it
superstarwrote on Jun 10, 2011 at 20:48
is that really Kerrigan she is so hot and porn ?
anonymouswrote on Aug 31, 2011 at 12:04
ya protoss or the best but zerg sends mas hords of zerglings thet will soon kick your ass
anonymouswrote on Dec 6, 2011 at 14:47
my marine horde can beat the fuk out of your freaking zealots :P
anonymouswrote on Feb 16, 2013 at 10:27
I know even that I want to kick her in the face in this she is hot I think I may join the zerg just for DEM BOOBS also why is she holding out her hand is she telling us to join the zerg im coming Kerrigan get ready
sagewrote on Feb 16, 2013 at 10:36
oh hell the terran and the protoss must have a hard time fighting with a boner in their pants they get distracted from fighting and want to take a picture for it to last longer
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