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I may have been joking around last night when I said there is no cow level on the Sunwell Island, either. But come to think of it, I find it highly unfair - and racist - that there are dungeons in World of Warcraft where we can slaughter all the playable races - gnomes (first and foremost), orcs, humans, trolls, elves, dwarves, undead, even a generous amount of draenei down in Auchenai Crypts. All... except for one. Cows Tauren. And so I dare ask, why?!

Why isn't there any dungeon themed around the tauren way of life and death, filled with big hairy cows just waiting to be barbecued? And don't give me any "oh, but there are some in BFD" bullcrap (no pun intented), because that's hardly a tauren dungeon. So the next question would be - where could such a dungeon be located?

Well, I'm no expert in Horde-side geography, but one place in particular comes to mind: those desolate cliffs just West of Mulgore, with all sorts of ruins as you fly over them. How about an intricate network of caves hidden up there, with a secluded clan of tauren plotting to take over the world of Warcraft, by invoking some big nasty spirits through excessive use of narcotics. Or whatever narrative pretext Blizzard would come up with. Anything's fine, really, just as long as we get to kill us some damn cows.

anonymouswrote on Jan 12, 2008 at 12:26
An exterior Tauren dungeon, out in the open would make more sense I think. But still, where?...
Puchikowrote on Jan 12, 2008 at 13:18
Good point, and if I remember right, there's also a hidden area in Stonetalon Mountains with a something that looks like a deserted tauren settlement. You could get there with a bit of "mountain-walking" long ago, but I'm not sure about now.
Fariswrote on Jan 12, 2008 at 13:44
Why? Where? How about when?
anonymouswrote on Feb 27, 2008 at 12:00
Hey man, there is a tauren in Stockades.....so you do kill a cow.
Faelynwrote on Jan 22, 2010 at 00:29
Also, there IS a tauren in deadmines - Mr. Smite. =)
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